Thursday, 28 January 2010

Geri Halliwell To Marry Texan Toyboy?


Ginger Spice may be about to get married to her texan toyboy lover it has been reported.. She was seen at her local church and onlookers were speculating that it was a pre-wedding planning session.

Soon after spending a long time in the church they went to look at formal wedding dress at a tailor in North London, both were giggling and looking excited sources said.

Despite having had quite a few high profile failed relationships including Chris Evans it seems taking on a toyboy may be the key to success for Geri and maybe this time its love...

Sunday, 24 January 2010

Will Madonna Concieve Again With Toyboy Jesus?


We have just heard that Madonna has been reportedly trying for another child with her toyboy lover Jesus Luz. Madonna already has 4 children and has consulted doctors about the chances of falling pregnant at the age of 51.

Jesus is only 22 which is over half Madonna's age, he has said he would also like to become a father and it would be a 'great adventure'. Madonna also thinks that Jesus would make a great father for her next charge... She has 2 children of her own and also 2 adopted Malawian orphans.

Despite beeing 51 pals think that the fact she is extremely fit would aid her chances of conceiving naturally.

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Funny 'Cougar' Ad From New Zealand...

Proof that the toyboy trend is not just appearing in the UK comes a story fresh from Aukland New Zealand where an advery for an airline company is causing a bit of a stir! It shows a 'cougar' spoof where the older woman is hunting younger men in the style of a wildlife documentary.

The spoof advert promotes a competition for free tickets to a rugby tournament and tells of the older lady 'hunting for large slabs of meat at night' stalking hot guys in the bars..

You can see the advert here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl6zlIxdBFA

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

'Mrs Robinson''s Lover Faked Cancer Story To Take The Heat Off Their Relationship


The discraced Irish Minister Iris Robinson (dubbed Mrs Robinson by the media) who had an affair with a younger man 40 years her junior has been found to have illegally helped him get access to £50,000 worth of loans to fund his cafe business.
Iris has since been forced out of her position in the Northern Ireland Assembly but it has also been revealed that her lover cut the relationship short by lying about the fact he had testicular cancer.

Toyboy Kirk McCambley is alleged to have told Iris that the cancer was adversely affecting his sexual performance and his life although this later appeared to be not true. It is beleived that this was a reaction to Iris bombarding him with text messages and love letters.. at the time he had a girlfriend and he was panicked by her increasing demands for attention.

In a funny twist there has been a resurgence in sales of the Simon and Garfunkle song 'Mrs Robinson since the scandal hit the worlds media.

Saturday, 9 January 2010

Sam Taylor Wood Pregnant By 19 Year Old Lover!


We have just heard that 42 year old Sam Taylor Wood has become pregant by here toyboy lover - 19 year old fiance Aaron Johnson. Its quite a big deal as the 2 lovers have a huge age gap and have only been dating for a short amount of time.


Since this latest revelation the couple are now the highest profile age gap couple too have appeared in recent months. Infact they are becoming a 'poster couple' in the same way as Demi and Ashton are in the USA.

Sam already has 2 children from a previous marriage although this will be Aaron's first born.

Friday, 1 January 2010

New Years Resolutions...


Its that time of year again, time to join the gym with a head full of plans to get healthy (and then only goo 3 or 4 times before giving up the ghost!) promises to quit smoking, eat your greens and make sure you work hard for that promotion.. But what if a new years resolition could be fun, and one that doesnt sap your energy and make you feel grim? Yes well if your single - we are thinking about taking up a change to try toyboy dating. Lots of people have tried and whether its an older woman that your looking for or a hunky younger guy, we know you wont be dissapointed. Just log onto http://www.toyboyconnection.com/ set up a free profile and get messaging like minded people! It may be one new years resolution that you manage to keep til 2011.